Random Funny Twitter Status Update Tweets

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I'm not falling again for the 5-year-old's "eat some spaghetti" trick. It's always Play-Doh. But this fried egg looks delicious. Oh, damn.
I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments.. I just couldn't live with myself.

Oh, this is my step ladder. My...my real ladder left when I was only 5.

I'm watching "The Sound of Music" on TV. For those of you who have

@HiltonAnaheim – There’s more to Twitter than broadcasting your ads

Last week we took a family vacation to Southern California and spent a couple of days at Disneyland. I noticed that the hotel where we had a reservation, the Hilton Anaheim had a Twitter account and was even advertising a special Twitter rate.

We changed our reservation and were able to save some money thanks to the great offer.  In appreciation for the discount, I followed the hotel and tweeted that we would be arriving the next week.

 

 

Having been on Twitter awhile, I knew what was supposed to happen.  I’d get a follow from the hotel and a response to my tweet. Perhaps even a note from the hotel at check-in.  So I waited and waited, but nothing happened.

 

 

 

While at the hotel, I tried again. The accommodations were lovely and the hotel staff provided great service, so I wanted to let people know.  But the same thing happened.

 

 

 

As you can see from their tweets, the Hilton Anaheim is using Twitter as a one way stream to send out updates and special offers.  Obviously, it can be effective as witnessed by my stay.  But of course, we know that Twitter can be so much more.  As Twitter has grown in usage and become more mainstream, some best practices for brands have emerged.  People want to be engaged and have relationships with brands. In a survey that Peter Sorgenfrei and I did of 208 Twitter users in May, 97% of respondents agreed that brands should engage their customers on Twitter.  They certainly want to know about discounts and coupons (71%), but they want more – a relationship. There have been many other studies which have demonstrated this.  This is why you see brands following the best practices of following, responding and engaging with their customers. That is how they get so much more out of Twitter.  In the hospitality field, two hotels that do a fantastic job in this area are the Roger Smith Hotel in New York and Seattle’s Hotel Max. As a result of his customer engagement and relationships, Brian Simpson of the Roger Smith has been recognized as a leader in using social media in the hospitality industry.  And not only does Jen at the Hotel Max send out offers and hotel news on Twitter, but she is very responsive to guests and is a vibrant member of Seattle’s Twitter community.

The glass is half full for the Hilton Anaheim, you can advertise your specials on Twitter or you can engage with guests to turn them into evangelists. Which one do you think the guests would choose?

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Follow-up to my People Magazine Twitter Post

We’ve had some great dialog in response to yesterday’s post about my People Magazine Tops on Twitter post. I really appreciate your insights and conversation.  The comments were spread all over the different social platforms, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and here.  Sometimes it feels like you’re playing three dimensional chess. There were some great analogies that people gave to describe the phenomenon of mainstream users following celebrities in a big way.  I’ve consolidated them and placed them all here. Thank you all for sharing your points of view. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

On the blog Veronica Sopher said that “It's like everyone in the house goes for a different section of the Sunday paper: politics, news, classifieds, funnies, coupons, etc.”  She also compared “having a high # of followers = # of direct mail postcards sent”.

On Facebook, Timothy Carter said, “I'm sure you'd agree...bigger, isn't always better.”

On LinkedIn, Chris Hare said, “It goes back to quality of conversation rather than # following. Vast #'s of Americans are also overweight but that doesn't make it healthy.”

Many Twitter comments were in response to Diane Hessan who tweeted, “When I read this post, it makes me want to cancel my twitter account”

On Twitter, Eric Andersen equated the most followed list with a “TV analogy: change the channel”

Ann Batko, in response to Diane Hessan said, “Nah, to me it's akin to saying one should stop watching Weeds because so many more people are watching The Bachelor!”

And Todd Randolph posted on Twitter,” lots of idiots drive, but I don't sell my car.”

The post also compelled Todd to respond on the blog and create his own blog post, twitzophrenia: the hard road to critical mass http://post.ly/GJPJ

 

Which analogy did you enjoy?  Can you come up with another one?

 

 

 

Can you believe these are the Top Twitter users?

Britney Spears via last.fm

The recent People magazine (makes time on the elliptical at the gym go faster) lists the ten most followed people on Twitter. Quite a surprise to me, maybe even a shock.

Celebrity	Number of Followers
Ashton Kutcher	4,091,518
Britney Spears	3,942,948
Ellen DeGeneres	3,868,521
Barack Obama	2,829,240
Oprah Winfrey	2,757,922
John Mayer	2,723,642
Ryan Seacrest	2,688,172
Kim Kardashian	2,664,702
Shaquille O’Neal	2,626,098
Ashley Tisdale	2,374,478

All I can say is yecch! I don’t follow any of these people, although I followed Shaq when he first joined Twitter.  Where are all the tech and social media people? Thanks to the controversial suggested user list, Pete Cashmore of Mashable has over 1.8M followers. But Scoble, just 107K and social media Trust Agent, Chris Brogan, 113K. 

What does this all mean? I think we can definitely say, it is another indication that Twitter is today mainstream. Twitter has certainly distanced itself from its tech and social media community origins. But has it jumped the shark?  Is this list and the followers behind it representative of today’s twitter? And finally, do you think it’s a good thing.

 

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Funny Christmas Related Tweets

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How to ruin the holidays in 3 words: "It's a Zune!"
I'm at that "pay exorbitant shipping fees and hope for delivery by Christmas" or "convert to Judaism" fork in the road.
Dad loved the holidays. He'd wear a Santa beard as a merkin, smoke some mistletoe, and watch White Christmas over and over in stony silence.
Much like your inflatable holiday decorations, I look presentable at night but

It’s my anniversary – what a difference a year makes.

Exactly one year ago, I was laid off from my job as Digital Strategist at  Wunderman/VML.  The resulting job search was fairly public and I’ve written about it a few times.  I’ve even been fortunate to have been interviewed in the mainstream press and spoken at conferences about my story.  I’ve presented this deck at those events.

Tweet Your Way To A New Job

View more presentations from Warren Sukernek.

As I’ve said many times, I feel very fortunate for the support, assistance, and encouragement that my community on Twitter provided during my abbreviated job search.   Since that heady time, a lot has happened. Obviously, I got a job, but it wasn’t the right job.  As a result, I was unhappy and unfulfilled which motivated me to find a new job.  For the last 90 days or so, I’ve been enjoying my tenure at Lift9.  It is fantastic to work at a company where my efforts are appreciated, I can make a strong contribution daily, and my counsel is sought after. I had forgotten what it is like to work in an environment like that and be excited to get to work.

In retrospect, much has happened over the last year in my professional life: 

I’ve worked for three different companies.

I experienced working remotely, which I didn’t like.

I experienced both a job search for need and a job search for choice. The one for choice is always better.

I’ve been recognized for the success of that job search and have used what I learned to help others.

I’m in a much better place than I was a year ago.

December 18th will always have a special meaning for me in my life.  I’m glad and fortunate that I’ve been able to move forward from those unfortunate times.  And I certainly hope that those who have been in this situation can say a similar thing a year later.

 

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Funny Bizarre Twitter Tweets

Tweet Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars
It's high time we change the name of the Indian Ocean to Native American Ocean.
"Tiger ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for

Strange and Funny Twitter Status Update Tweets

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I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and stored in the freezer. I MEAN HOT AND STRONG OR SOMETHING.
China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.
Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. I think this automatically makes her
Wow, my neighbors get horrible cell reception under their bed
Obama

Funny Twitter Observation Tweets and Status Updates

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Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me.
Nigeria wants an apology for District 9? Okay, Nigeria, we have a huge apology for you. For transfer, simply wire a small advance fee.
14.9 million Americans are now unemployed. That's a lot of new blogs.
Japan's new first lady says aliens once took her to Venus. I'm just amazed aliens also

Funny Snarky Twitter Status Updates

Sometimes I just wish I had more asses to tell people to kiss.
Lord: We're grateful that our families haven't found us on Twitter & that donkeys can't talk. That'd be embarrassing for many of us. Amen.
Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f#%#$ you.
Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit

Miscellaneous Funny Twitter Status Updates

NAME 
is reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
is very very very slee
is right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
is going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
Beer, Golf

A Bigger Ant Hill

Great news from the WOMMA Summit today – Ben McConnell and Jackie Huba, co-authors of the book, Citizen Marketers have joined Sean O’Driscoll, Jake McKee and their fabulous team at Ants Eye View. The move expands Ant’s Eye View’s services by adding industry expertise in word of mouth marketing, digital strategy, customer evangelism and social media.

Ben and Jackie have been recognized as two of the web’s most influential marketers with over 120,000 daily readers of their Church of the Customer blog and best selling Word of Mouth Marketing books, Citizen Marketers and Creating Customer Evangelists. Forbes has described their work as “the word of mouth gospel.” As Ben says, "We're very excited to be part of a group that helps business get smart about being social. It's a good time to help convert that into action at a larger scale."

I am so happy for Ben and Jackie as I’ve found their books ignited my strong interest in word of mouth marketing and ultimately, social media. I met Jackie at my first WOMMA summit in 2005 when she keynoted and captivated the audience with her stories of customer evangelism. Her storytelling of the success of a YouTube Shakira video where fans danced to Hips Don’t Lie was captivating. By the end of the keynote, the whole room was dancing with Jackie. I was so inspired by Jackie’s speech that I made sure that Ben came to Seattle to keynote the annual Seattle Direct Marketing Association (SDMA) conference the following year. I think the association still has a few hundred books if anyone is interested. :) Last year when I was laid off, Jackie wrote a blog post which helped bring much needed visibility to my job search. Needless to say, I am grateful for their support and friendship.

I’ve known Sean for a similar amount of time. Rather than boring you with more minutiae, let me just say that Sean is one of the most outstanding individuals that I know in Seattle. In addition to his superior drive, integrity and intelligence, he is forthright, helpful and very humble. A true leader that anyone would want to go to battle with. In a short year, Ant's Eye View has built an impressive roster of clients like Cisco, Apple, Pemco and a bunch of others. I am truly delighted to see these talented individuals team up together.

Sean and Jake’s goal has been simple, “to field the most experienced and capable team in the industry to serve their clients.” I’m confident that this announcement delivers on that promise and more!

Congratulations and best of luck to all.

Social media makes the world a smaller place

As some of you know, I’ve been in Vietnam for the last 2 weeks working with the Lift9 research team. Vietnam is a fantastic place and our wonderful team has really made me feel welcome.

During my visit, I’ve been able to keep in touch with friends and family using all of the social media tools.  Once I got accustomed to the International Date Line and being a day ahead, the tools of social media have enabled me to continue conversations as if I was still at my desk.  Using Twitter, I’ve been able to keep in touch with friends, wherever they are.  For example, Seattle friends Paolo Tosolini and Eric Weaver have also been away at the same time; Paolo in Italy and Eric in Mumbai. Yet, as Paolo said, “We are on the opposite side of the world, yet tweeting like normal. very cool.”

It’s been pretty interesting to participate on Twitter in such a different timezone than I am accustomed to. Not only am I getting up when people I’m used to seeing are going to sleep, but it’s been cool to tweet live with friends in Asia, Australia and Europe.

I haven’t been as creative as Paolo and Eric in taking video of their trips, but I have been updating trip photos to Twitter, Facebook, and Posterous.  Most of my photos have been food related, showing exotic meals and street food, but I’ve also taken photos of some unique scenes like this one of a man and his son at an outdoor cafe.

I’ve only been using my iphone to take photos, but I’ve been pretty excited about the results. Of course, using tools like FlashforFree and Photoshop Mobile have helped dramatically.

In addition to the Twitter and the photos, I’ve used Skype to keep in touch with family and the office. Once my wife figured out how to use it, it’s been a godsend.

We’ve all talked about how social media has made the world a smaller place.  This trip, I have experienced it first hand.

 

Carmela Santiago @ Twitter

I want new moccasins.
about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

seriously envies bored people.
I long to be bored too!! =(
1:59 PM Oct 25th from web

The most disturbing thing: seeing a headless puppy. Shitty. =((
3:32 AM Oct 25th from web

I seriously enjoy raiding my mum's closet! She's got so many beautiful vintage stuff! When I saw the vintage rings --- I died.
1:29 AM Oct 11th from web

I've only read seven from the best 50 banned books you should read, gotta read s'more!
3:23 AM Oct 10th from web

Follow carmelasantiago @ Twitter

Yoshke

Please don't do it again. I'm too fragile for that. :(
8:24 PM Oct 21st from web

is thinking purple.
12:43 AM Oct 20th from web

slipped on the pavement and wounded himself. Scratches all over left arm & leg.
11:50 AM Oct 16th from mobile web

misses Rico Yan. Biglaan lang. haha
8:00 PM Aug 23rd from API

six f*ckin' months. It's the kind that lasts. :D
10:12 PM Aug 19th from API

likes yogurt because it has culture. I like culture. It's rare.
10:04 PM Aug 19th from API

Follow Yoshke @ twitter! Now na!

jjoinwonderland @ twitter

Why do some people make it their personal vendetta to ruin other people's lives? Seriously, were you not hugged enough as a child?
4:21 AM Oct 27th from web

Last night, I met you, praline hazelnut gateau with raspberry jelly. I probably won't ever see you again, but I just want to say I love you.
9:10 AM Oct 24th from mobile web

Don't push me. I swear you'll regret it.
10:45 AM Oct 18th from Brizzly

That ginormous lion's head along Kennon Road still scares the bejeezus out of me.
11:14 AM Sep 19th from web

A very large airplane just flew above our neighborhood. At 1AM. When everyone else is sleeping except me. Not the most fun sound to hear.
9:46 AM Sep 16th from web

Water through a straw tastes weird. :|
1:21 AM Apr 26th from web

Check her out @ jjoinwonderland

Win a Scholarship with Twitter

You may have seen some of these tweets posted.  CollegeScholarships.org has announced a twitter contest where they are giving away $14014.00 to college students on Twitter.  One lucky tweeter can win a scholarship of $10,000. Similar to most contests designed to increase a company’s followers, the task is not too difficult, even for time-stressed college students:

1. Create a Tweet highlighting how we can use Twitter to improve the world.
2. Forward your tweet as a link to @scholarships and include the hashtag #scholarships. (A little redundant to me, btw).
3. Follow @scholarships.

The contest expires on 10/29 and the winner will be announced on the 30th.

You can learn full details about the Twitter 140 Scholarship here.

Don't Read that DM

You may have seen the report on Mashable about a Twitter worm virus being spread via DM.

Unsuspecting users are receiving DMs with the following text:

If you get this DM, DO NOT VISIT THE LINK. It takes you to a replica of the Twitter () login page where the hackers will steal your account and use it to send out more infected DMs to your friends.

The Twitter spam account has its latest status as:

By all means, don’t click on suspicious links, even if they are from friends without taking precautions. Here is some great advice from the folks at F-Secure about avoiding the problem.

How to Tweet Safely

Avoiding Bad Links, Dangerous Twits and Sneaky Spammers

More than 18 million people already using Twitter, and it probably already feels as if everyone in the world is tweeting away. But on the Internet, great growth comes with great vulnerabilities.

Capitalizing on the trust we have for our online “friends,” criminals are increasingly targeting social networks. So, stay on your toes! To protect your irreplaceable content and invaluable financial information, remember the following while you’re tweeting, re-tweeting and hashtagging away.
1. Be Aware
Twitter is the new frontier of the Internet. And as in any gold rush town, there’s all types floating through. People going to have to learn some of the same security lessons we got used to as e-mail made its way into our lives: Watch where you click; don’t sign up for/follow everything; expect a lot of silly forwards.

2. Trust but always verify
In about two minutes, you could create a Twitter account that impersonates almost anyone living or dead. Twitter has added “Verified Accounts” for celebrities, but no one is really verifying if that page was really put up by your co-worker Stu. That said hackers probably aren’t going out of their way to impersonate your co-worker Stu.
Give any Twitter you’re thinking of following a careful scan. Check if there’s a respectable image; make sure all tweets aren’t entirely repetitive self-serving spam; see if there’s a reasonable follower to following ratio. Then, if you have an interest in their Tweets, follow away.
But don’t let your guard down.
You can never really know if any Twitter account has been taken over by someone with criminal intent. Hackers have hijacked accounts and use them to spread links to spam and phishing scams. We have also seen links point to malware sites where the end goal has been to steal online banking credentials or other personal information. You can keep track of some current Twitter spam risks by following the official Spam Account.
3. Watch those links
Now we come the biggest threat on Twitter: the LINKS. As you know, once you click a link, you could end up anywhere. And Twitter is well aware that bad links have the potential to wreck some real havoc. That’s why they’ve started filtering for malicious links. But they can’t catch everything, especially because the 140 character limit demands that most URLs be abbreviated. Shortened links—even from Twitters you know and trust—can present a unique security challenge. Links from tinyurl, bit.ly and other services have, in rare cases, led users directly to infected files or phishing scams. You can always expand the shortened links you find. But that doesn’t completely eliminate the risk of landing on a site that has been infected, hacked or spoofed.
4. Guard your passwords
Once a hacker has your password, you’re completely vulnerable. So guard your little jewels jealously. Most importantly, DO NOT use the same passwords for your e-mail accounts and your social networking. You should also use different accounts for your business and social accounts. Never use “password” as your password.
5. Never give yourself away
Your bank probably isn’t going to contact you through Twitter—but someone pretending to your bank or PayPal or a credit card company may. Verify any financial concern directly with your institution. And don’t trust anyone that’s asking for financial help. That’s pretty obvious, but the reason that scams exist is that they work!  When something is new and a little exiting like Twitter, people may lose themselves and slip up. Don’t be one of those people.
6. Be smart
A good question to ask yourself before you Tweet anything is: Would I say this in a room of strangers? Unless you “protect your tweets,” everything you post goes into the public timeline. So never share sensitive or confidential information—including your e-mail address. Specifically , don’t announce vacations or even too many details about your schedule in advance or while you’re away from your home.
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Can I Catch Happiness from my Twitter Community?

A year ago, Clive Thompson wrote a provocative article in today's NY Times Magazine, Brave New World of Digital Intimacy on the social realities of Twitter and Facebook. This was the article that introduced the term, Ambient Awareness. You may recall how he described the myriad relationships of loose ties that are now possible with the platforms and how we deal with incessant online contact.

Well, Thompson has done it again, a fascinating piece in today’s NY Times Magazine, Is Happiness Catching. The article describes an innovative study by Nicholas Christakis and James Fowler, Connected: The Surprising Power of Our Social Networks and How They Shape Our Lives. Some key points in the article:

If you want to be happy, what’s most important is to have lots of friends. The happiest people in Framingham were those who had the most connections, even if the relationships weren’t necessarily deep ones.

The reason these people were the happiest, is that happiness doesn’t come only from having deep, heart to heart talks. It comes from having daily exposure to many small moments of contagious happiness, When you see others smile, your spirits are repeatedly affected by mirroring their emotional state.

Interesting parallels with Ambient Awareness, don’t you think? If social platforms like Twitter and Facebook enable us to have friendships far in excess of theoretical Dunbar numbers, then wouldn’t those loose tie relationships affect our happiness?

Christakos and Fowler have even determined that each additional happy friend boosts good cheer by 9% and unhappy friends bring someone down by 7%. Uh oh, is this the next generation of the dreaded Twittergrader?

Seriously, it is a fantastic study that looks at the benefits of community on serious health issues like smoking and obesity. Jonah Lehrer has also written about the article in Wired, The Buddy System: How Medical Data Revealed Secret to Health and Happiness. There are some fascinating charts which demonstrate the community effects.

So what do you think? Can your social networks affect your health and happiness?

Tweet Your Way to a New Job Presentation

Last night I presented Tweet Your Way to a New Job to the Greater Seattle Jewish Business Network (GSJBN). I talked about my experience using Twitter to help in my job search. We had some great discussions around job searches and how to use social media to further your efforts. I think several people found it helpful. The presentation is posted here.

Tweet Your Way To A New Job

View more presentations from Warren Sukernek.

Next week, I will be presenting again to the Internet Marketing Conference- Vancouver. Then on September 23, I will also make the presentation to the Eastside SIG of the Puget Sound Chapter of the American Marketing Association (PSAMA.

I’d love to hear your feedback and experiences in using social media as part of your job search.

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One player shows the NFL how to Tweet

Last week the National Football League (NFL) announced that it was banning Twitter, before, during, and after games. The NFL said that it will let players, coaches, and other team personnel engage in social networking during the season. However, they will be prohibited from using Twitter and from updating profiles on Facebook and other social-networking sites during games. The Twitter ban goes into effect from 90 minutes before gametime until the post-game press conferences end. They don't call it the No-Fun-League without a reason. Apparently, the league is trying circumvent its players from becoming the NBA's Charlie Villanueva or Shaquille ONeal who each tweeted during games last year.

Much has already been written about the unsocial nature of this policy, impact, and overall unenforceability of this decision. I highly recommend fans read posts by Brian Solis, Adam Ostrow, and Don Reisinger.

Not all of the teams have shied away from Twitter. One, the New York Jets, have embraced it.
As a long suffering fan, I am proud to see so many Jets (Kerry Rhodes, Jay Feeley, Nick Mangold, DBrickashaw Ferguson, James Ihedigbo, Chansi Stuckey, Dustin Keller, David Clowney and Mark Sanchez) active on Twitter. Even team owner Woody Johnson has an account, although he's not very active. It's great to see the players and team support social media. On Brian Bassett's bible for Jets fans, there was a recent post that articulated the Pro's and Con's of the team's Twitter activity. Personally, I am a strong supporter of players engaging directly with their fans. It's fantastic to connect with players and learn their opinions on sports and life in general. It seems like the players are really enjoying it, too.

One Jet, has really taken to Twitter. All-Pro Safety Kerry Rhodes has been chatting with fans all weekend about potential trades and teasing us about a big announcement tomorrow at 2:00. Like most fans, I can't wait to learn what it is.
















Kerry has been responding to fans with over 100 tweets this labor day weekend. Access and engagement like that is something that every fan yearns for. This is what social media is all about! It's what every company seeks- healthy conversation between fans (customers) and the team about the product. I hope that the NFL follows the example that Kerry has set and reconsiders its policy. As a Jet fan, I'm proud of Kerry Rhodes. I hope he leads the team not only to social media excellence, but also excellence on the field. Whether you're a fan of the Jets or another team, I'm sure you'll agree that the access to the players on Twitter adds a whole new dimension to being a fan.

Tweet Your Way to a New Job

As some of you may remember, I’ve had some experience with using Twitter and Social Media to find a new job. I’ve been asked to speak about my experience a few times this month.

On September 9, I will present Tweet Your Way to a New Job to the Greater Seattle Jewish Business Network. The event will be at 7:00 at Seattle’s Temple Beth Am is at 2632 NE 80^th Street. The presentation will answer:

- How to use social networks like LinkedIn, Facebook and Twitter
- The importance of personal branding
- Is the resume dead?
- Which networks work best?
- How to make connections that matter?
- Who do I turn to for help?
- What should I ask my friends to do?
- What are some potential roadblocks?

The following week, on September 18th, I will give a similar presentation at the Internet Marketing Conference- Vancouver. This is a great conference that I highly recommend, especially if you’ve never been to that beautiful city. Now you have a great reason to go.

On September 23, I will also make the presentation to the Eastside SIG of the Puget Sound American Marketing Association (PSAMA).

Finally, it’s not too late to vote (but please hurry, tonight is the deadline) for the panel that Saul Colt and I would like to give at SXSW, Tweet Your Way to Your Next Job.

I hope that by sharing my story and experience, I can help some people to navigate social media and find a new position.  I hope to see you at one of these events.  Please let me know you’re coming.  Also, please share your experience in using social media as part of your job search below.

Once it’s complete, I will post the presentation to Slideshare.  Stay tuned.

Internet Marketing Conference Vancouver

Last year I spoke at the Internet Marketing Conference Vancouver on a fantastic, spirited social media panel. The reviews must have been good because I will be back for this year's conference, September 16-18. :) Not only will I be participating on the social media panel with Patrick Schwerdtfeger of Tactical Execution and William Azaroff of Vancity again, but we will also be joined by JP Holecka of Powershifter Media and Christopher Berry of Critical Mass. This panel should be even better than last year's as so much has changed in social media and we are joined by JP and Christopher.
I will also have a second session where I will be demonstrating the Radian6 social media monitoring platform.

The conference organizers have been kind enough to provide a 20% discount to readers of this blog for the main conference (the first day, training day is already sold out). Please use discount code: imc-speaker when you register.

Vancouver is a gorgeous city and this is a fantastic conference. I hope to see you there.

The most wonderful time of the year

Staples is bringing back The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, perhaps the most well-known and loved back-to-school television commercial ever created. I can’t believe that the commercial series first ran 15 years ago! As a parent, it is kind of exciting to send the kids back to school. But that’s not what is making the summer doldrums fun in the social media world. Today was panelpicker day for the South by Southwest Interactive Festival. It’s the chance for the social media fishbowl to get its e-ticket to their version of Disney World, SXSWi in March. You’ve heard the stories about the panels, the parties, the technology and the fun! Well, this is a way for social media peeps to get their e-tickets. SXSW is a community driven event, where your voting accounts for about 30% of the decision-making process for any given programming slot. Personally, I find it exciting to read all (well, maybe not all) of the interesting and creative panel proposals from so many talented people.

I am especially intrigued by:

• Tim Walker’s: Hitting Bombs: Better Social Business through Sports Metaphors
• Peter Kim’s: Sponsored Conversations: Good Strategy or Spam?
• Geno Church’s: Engaging Musician’s at Best Buy
• Alan Wolk’s: Don’t Suck: Sound Strategies for the Social Web
• Jim Storer’s: Building Social Strategies at Fortune 100 Companies

There are over 2000 proposals, so it is pretty competitive. With the opening of the voting, SXSW was a hot topic on Twitter with many people asking for votes and promoting their panels. And several people didn’t appreciate it.

Sonny Gill wrote a great post today about the process, SXSW – Panelpicking or panelpimping. It seems that the community was a little overzealous in the pursuit of votes. I appreciate Sonny’s point of view and hope that I can be less intrusive in my solicitation of your vote.

I have been invited to speak with Saul Colt, Zoocasa’s Head of Magic on a topic near and dear to my heart:

Tweet Your Way to Your Next Job

Obviously, we all know that Twitter is more than having a sandwich. Learn from two savvy marketers who used Twitter to further their careers. Saul Colt and Warren Sukernek have each used Twitter effectively to find new positions.

As faithful readers (my wife and kids) know, this is a subject that I have some experience in. Therefore, I’d certainly appreciate your vote. Please vote early and vote often!

Thanks for your help and support! I really appreciate it.

Anne Curtis on Twitter

I am determined to finish the rest of my errands on TO DO List. I love the feeling you get when you cross something off the list! LOVES IT.

When a heart breaks, it don't break even...
8:33 PM Apr 22nd from TwitterBerry

1:01 PM Apr 17th from TwitterBerry

Whatever Anne wants Anne gets :)
8:25 AM Mar 11th from TwitterBerry

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Luuurvethebeast: Margarette Labs

Idlip saves.4:13 AM Aug 9th from web

Oddly enough, I luuurve scaring myself.
9:24 PM Jul 29th from web

I'm bored and boring, confused and confusing.
7:14 AM Jul 19th from web

But like some things, you never came.
8:21 PM Jun 22nd from web

I'm always wondering why my memory sucks.
9:24 PM Jun 19th from web

Work. Work. Work. Love. Love. Love.
2:26 AM Jun 13th from web

Love this beast @ Margarette Labs on twitter

Alessandra De Rossi on Twitter

today is zoo day!!!! please mag-alay tayo ng itlog!!! hahahahaahh! god, stop the rain today!
11:28 PM Aug 5th from Twitterrific

i tweet. i sleep. i miss you all. im busy. i cry.
12:05 PM Aug 3rd from Twitterrific

im your chicano lover. come, shave my bigote.
2:25 AM Jul 29th from Twitterrific

good night. im in love.
10:09 AM Aug 5th from Twitterrific

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Ping Medina Tweets & Pings

Gray long sleeves. Black cotton jeans. Italian shoes. Slick hair... One must be presentable, when paying respects to a late President.
2:09 AM Aug 3rd from TweetDeck

bought powdered Gatorade. 9 gallons yes!
6:24 AM Jul 7th from web

so now i settle for... researching on side swept hairstyles for my character's "new look"... picky picky..
2:32 AM Jul 4th from web

Follow indie darling and actor  Ping Medina on Twitter

Lea Salonga on Twitter

First day of pre-school. No crying. No anxiety. And Nicole was doing fine, too.
10:43 AM Jun 30th from web

@ikmo5 Sorry, I don't do weddings.
10:29 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to ikmo5

Oops... Commandments.
1:05 PM Jun 28th from web

Holy crap! Just found out that a lot of my albums released in the Philippines are now on iTunes!!! WOO-HOOOOO!!!
12:17 PM Jun 24th from web  

I believe that everyone has the fundamental right to head to city hall with the person they love and get married. Period.
9:25 AM Jun 11th from web

I deem it necessary to hurl the occasional expletive... there are times when no other word/s will do.
8:20 PM May 23rd from web

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Regine Velasquez on Twitter

hoping for Ogie's fast recovery :-(
6:12 AM Aug 3rd from web

officially twerson :)
6:24 AM Jul 12th from web

welcome my new tweollowers!!
5:59 AM Jul 12th from web

its flaterring, knowing that David and Charice, most promising young talents today, adores how i sing, sigh...
6:07 AM Jun 21st from web

Stalk Regine Velasquez as she tries to create her own Twitter lingo ;>

KC Concepcion

BEAUTY is what happens between WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT, and that FIRE IN YOUR BELLY.
3:28 PM Jul 20th from web

someone truly important to me just 'drunk-dialled' tonight. it was just da most inspiring thing! im eternally grateful i picked up da phone.
11:13 AM Jul 2nd from web

THANKS pops! fr bein back in my life after 13 yrs of 'forbidden luv'. lol. THANKS dad! for realising i still get a bit jealous sometimes! ;p
4:57 PM Jun 21st from web

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Raymond Gutierrez

to those who are asking, chard doesn't have a twitter account. he's with me now and sends his love to twitterworld.
8:13 AM Jul 18th from web

Met a dog that only understands french at the Heussaff household. Couldn't get my accent right so he wouldn't listen. Felt so pressured!
6:29 AM Jul 15th from TwitterBerry

is a self-confessed techie wannabe. i love gadgets but gadgets dont seem to love me.
12:55 AM Mar 30th from web

Follow the better twin Raymond Gutierrez on twitter

Georgina Wilson on Twitter

im currently so obsessed with owning a balmain jacket.. please fashion Gods please find a way for that to end up in my wardrobe...
2:30 AM Jun 8th from web

Day 8: am finding myself listening to peoples dinner plans with the excitement similar to that of a young boy watching porn for the 1st time
3:14 AM Mar 24th from TwitterBerry

three days left! this is now a mental battle - want to prove to myself that I have the discipline and commitment to finish what I start
4:09 AM Mar 23rd from web

Follow Georgina Wilson on Twitter

Katwo Puertollano Tweets!

Thou shall not use the masses as an excuse for bad television, unsavory advertising and terrible pop music.
7:32 AM Aug 4th from web

GMA is so excited that she looks like she's gonna shit herself all over that White House chair
3:27 AM Jul 31st from web

hell, i wanna do ad campaigns for ever bilena. yeah i said it.
10:19 AM Jul 30th from web

Kung national artist si Carlos J Caparas, e di lahat tayo pwede na maging national artist!
8:05 AM Jul 30th from web

Manila Art Fair was fun. Realized it's easier to make money from art than music.
12:48 PM Jul 16th from web

Hey follow Katwo on twitter!

ESPN WTF???

Yesterday I read how the NFL was fining players who tweeted from training camp. I guess that is not surprising since the NFL is the most buttoned-up sports league and I doubt that they really get social media. As we've seen countless times, all command and control messaging. So I guess Mark Sanchez won't be tweeting during halftime a la Shaq or CV31 here.
But to see this tweet from ESPN's Ric Bucher, now that's a shock. Pretty bizarre and not very fan friendly, if you ask me.

And I agree with Twitter newbie :) Robert Scoble. This is very lame!

What do you think? Is this the new trend in uptight sports and the media who covers them?






8/4 Evening Update
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A more detailed Follow-up from the NY Times,

"The guidelines are more detailed than Bucher described them. But they restrict the freedom that ESPN employees might previously have enjoyed.

“We’ve been in the social networking space for a long time, and will continue to be there,” said Chris LaPlaca, an ESPN spokesman. “But we want to be smarter about how we do it.” He said that Bucher’s “interpretation of the policy is mistaken.”

The guidelines say that on-air talent, reporters and writers are prohibited from having sports-related blogs or Web sites and that they will need a supervisor’s approval to discuss sports on any social networking sites. They will also be restricted from discussing internal policies or detailing how stories are “reported, written, edited or produced.”

And from Mashable, a detailed report on ESPN's social media guidelines and Nate Smeltz, ESPN Publicist twitter response.

Erika Romero

[on break] my mom packed me some longaniza and rice. YUM! thanks mama. i feel like im in school again. haha.
6:01 AM Jul 20th from web

In 1998, I turned 12.
4:19 AM Jul 19th from Twitterrific

Apparently the new chickens hangout is on my window grill.. While they tap their beaks on my window.
3:53 AM Jul 15th from Twitterrific

I have definitely passed down my insomnia to my brother. still BOTH awake
2:57 PM Jul 14th from web

I stuffed a tissue in one nostril. i look ridiculous. im wondering if i should take a pic of it.
12:05 PM Jul 13th from web

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Paolo Valenciano on Twitter

the cost of living a comfortable life is enough to make you feel uncomfortable. sigh.
1:50 AM Jul 20th from web

somebody nominated me as Mr Twitter of the philippines. uhhh.. i don't know how i feel about this. haha!
11:12 PM Jul 15th from web

i love my country but im not so proud of it right now.
2:46 PM May 30th from web

JOOOOOKE! la salle kulelat
3:32 AM Jul 16th from web

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A very candid Saab Magalona on Twitter

I want kisses (the hersheys kind)
about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

OMG I dont wanna make patol but its super kaasar when a girl talks maarte but is a super palengkera naman inside. Yeah you sound like that.
1:13 PM Jul 22nd from TweetDeck

With our tuition fee, you'd think ateneo could do something abt the muddy and flooded sidewalks (near the library) :(
11:40 PM Jul 16th from mobile web

Snobby girls in Stella Luna giving me crazy eyes. Hey I can buy nice shoes too, leave me alone.
4:01 AM Jun 7th

It's my first trip to the dermatologist ever. I'm scared! But it's free so why not. Haha i have baby pimples near my brows:(
12:50 AM Jun 8th from mobile web

Follow Saab Magalona on Twitter!

Alex Barles Tweets

had fried chicken and chopseuy for lunch + kamatis and toyo as sawsawan. =)
11:31 PM Jul 14th from web

God changes us little by little. :-)
11:44 PM Jun 28th from web

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Francis Brew on Twitter

a scar on Jupiter, and a partial solar eclipse... renewed interest in astronomy. if only Celestrons were affordable ;p
12:53 AM Jul 22nd from web

is in Tracks. watching Rivermaya record their new ditties :) i want a barbecue from the store across the street
3:00 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck

Begging for shore leave is NOT the same as abandoning ship.
8:31 AM May 16th from web

When you step on smelly shit, wipe it off right away. otherwise it'll make you slip
11:06 PM May 13th from web

Check out Francis Brew on Twitter!

Vacation: Boston

Image via Wikipedia

 

It’s that time of year when I take my annual pilgrimage to my personal mecca: a trip home to Boston.  This year we plan to visit friends and family on Cape Cod, visit Maine for a few days and of course spend time in Boston.  Unfortunately, no time to stop at Fenway and see the Sox. 

I am planning to attend a few tweet-ups! On Thursday night, July 16, Forrester Research is sponsoring a Social CRM tweet-up at the Middlesex Lounge. It promises to be a great event and there are over 100 people signed up. They are even offering a chance to win one of these two door prizes:

• Coffee chat with Forrester’s CEO George F. Colony
• A seat at an upcoming Forrester Teleconference on a topic of your choice

The hash tag for this event is #ForrJulyTweet.

On a more personal note, prior to the Forrester event, my good friend Rachel Levy, has organized a tweet-up for me.  She is calling it the embarrassing #Warrenup. Embarrassing or not, I am excited to see friends, Gradon Tripp, Rachel Happe, Doug Haslam, Peter Kim, Jim Storer, Mike Troiano and of course, Rachel.  For some of us, it will be the first time that we have met in person, not an unusual tweet-up experience.  If you are around, I’d love to meet you too.

You can learn all about the upcoming tweet-ups in this cool video produced by BostonTweetup.

 

If you’re in Boston (Cambridge actually). I hope to see you at the tweet-ups on Thursday, July 16th. Now if we can only get the sun to come out!