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I like my women the same way I like my coffee: Ground up and stored in the freezer. I MEAN HOT AND STRONG OR SOMETHING.
China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch.
Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. I think this automatically makes her
Wow, my neighbors get horrible cell reception under their bed
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