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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Funny Bizarre Twitter Tweets

Tweet Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars
It's high time we change the name of the Indian Ocean to Native American Ocean.
"Tiger ready to quit golf to save his marriage" - I'm no therapist but I am pretty sure quitting other women would be even more effective.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for

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