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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rapture Based Funny Twitter Status Updates

Joshua
Reporting from the Rapture: Jesus rides a unicorn and farts double rainbows. You guys are gonna freaking LOVE him
Remember Ladies, your body is a temple, not a theme park.
I bet all the other animals in the animal kingdom hate dogs because they get credit for the most popular sexual position ever!
It's Saturday and I'm single. I should be getting pounded and pleasured.
I like to think that

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