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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Funny Assorted Twitter Tweets

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I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them
My old English teacher has 26 followers on Twitter. Karma's a bitch, sucka.
If using multiple adjectives, put them in increasing order of awesomeness: "the blue, Italian, rocket-propelled, monkey-piloted dirtbike."
I can't yell "Get a room!" at couples frenching. Instead, I opt for, "Close

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