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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Offbeat Twitter Status Updates & Tweets

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I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
If you don't stack the plates so the patterns on them align, then how do you make the tormenting, screaming demons in your head go away?
To Do: Paint house door with lamb's blood so the Easter bat won't fly in and eat the Jesus eggs.
He's snoring so loud I can barely

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