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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Random Funny Twitter Status Update Tweets

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I'm not falling again for the 5-year-old's "eat some spaghetti" trick. It's always Play-Doh. But this fried egg looks delicious. Oh, damn.
I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments.. I just couldn't live with myself.

Oh, this is my step ladder. My...my real ladder left when I was only 5.

I'm watching "The Sound of Music" on TV. For those of you who have