Solenn Heussaff on Twitter

Choice Tweets:

# OMG!! FML!I was describing something to my dad with grand arm gestures and as I lifted my arms my shirt flew up and flashed my dad! #killmenow 
about 21 hours ago via ÜberSocial

I don't usually hate. But I really dislike people who insult others without even knowing them. Ay! 
about 22 hours ago via ÜberSocial

Ordered a salad for take out.they gave me a spoon.hhhmm how do I eat this? Survivor style or doggy style? Lmao 
10:15 PM Apr 11th via ÜberSocial

Haha I know guys my pinoy accent is horrible.but I'm learning and will keep on learning.you need to challenge yourselves. 8:10 AM Apr 5th via ÜberSocial

Me:" dad,my twitter friends say happy bday!" Dad:"wot iz zis twitty zing"(french accent) lol 8:20 AM Apr 2nd via ÜberSocial

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Enzo Pineda on Twitter

Everybody wants to be somebody, but not everybody wants to grow
10:05 PM Apr 10th via web

# A life without love is like a year without summer. Good morning everybody!:) Have a blessed monday
9:22 PM Apr 10th via web


Burp!!:) Thank you Lord!:)
7:50 AM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone

I'm teaching my pamangkin how to doughie hahaha kulit!:)
7:18 AM Apr 8th via web

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Sam Pinto on Twitter

Choice Tweets:

So happy that I can now unlock my iPhone!!! Guys any baseband and any version! Here's my contact from Greenhills his name is JR 09172590653 5:57 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone

Look forward. Walk forward. 8:39 AM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone

Bato bato pik. 2:00 AM Apr 2nd via ÜberSocial

Kung gusto talaga, may paraan. Kung ayaw talaga, madaming dahilan. Tama? 2:43 PM Mar 30th via ÜberSocial

Just saw this play in UP.. I like watching plays.. Nakakainsipre :) 4:24 AM Mar 5th via ÜberSocial

Have to go to Nail Files soon to have my manipedi.. Hay. And also Kazemi for my facial.. Gotta look good ey! :)Friday, March 04, 2011 3:47:35 PM via ÜberSocial

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Rufa Mae Quinto on Twitter

Choice Tweets:

Don't make promises when u are in joy, Don't reply when you are sad. Don't take decision when you are angry.Think twice. Act WISE!Happy day! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Ok, I gave it all to you 5:10 AM Apr 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Hay,look look nalang muna,I forgot, 3yrs na pala akong walang katabi sa kama!haha! Nag-iisa ako,I'm the One! 10:46 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

HAy,presyo ng mga bilihin,talagang nagtaasan,sana. Tumaas mga sweldo natin,para mas masaya!!!!wish ko yan!wish wish wish! 7:11 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Andi Manzano on Twitter

Choice Tweets:

You can't leave your footprints on the world if you're too busy tiptoeing.
4:17 AM Apr 6th via web 

Butong pakwan ♥ 9:55 AM 
Apr 5th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Buti pa ang calendar may date!! Haha 
44 minutes ago via web 

Pag mayaman na ko, ititira kita sa mansyon. Pero dahil mahirap pa ako, dito ka muna sa puso ko.
about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck

Ampalaya ka ba? Bitter mo kasi. #andilines 12:41 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  
Kung hindi ako ang para sayo, kawawa ka naman. #andilines
 7:58 AM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone from here  

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Aiko Melendez on Twitter

Choice Tweets:

Jomari and I will probably take it from there and see where it will lead us...:) 7mos na almost everyday kame ... http://tmi.me/8LGj8 about 16 hours ago via ÜberSocial

Jom's car:) super tulin:) humataw kame sa road:) miss the feeling ng sumasakay sa race car:) love it:) #racemode http://plixi.com/p/91736282 3:07 AM Apr 12th via ÜberSocial

Why majority ng tao now me pagka nega? Kalerky monday na monday. Uy!!! Tigilan na yan!! 2:06 AM Apr 11th via ÜberSocial

Nakakaaliw naman:) me team aiko-jomari and me team aiko-martin:) you guys are making me smile:) thanks for all your msgs:) 4:29 AM Apr 7th via ÜberSocial

Jomari and I will be seeing each other in a bit:) we are proud parents to our little boy andre. Big day for our son :) 9:48 PM Apr 6th via ÜberSocial

You are not going to get any information from me dear:) I have nothing to hide so wag m na akong sundan kng sino ka man!!! 12:41 PM Apr 4th via ÜberSocial

When there is a "bull" for sure there is shit... Ahhahha:) la lang :) Tuesday, April 05, 2011 1:07:53 AM via ÜberSocial

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Rapture Based Funny Twitter Status Updates

Joshua
Reporting from the Rapture: Jesus rides a unicorn and farts double rainbows. You guys are gonna freaking LOVE him
Remember Ladies, your body is a temple, not a theme park.
I bet all the other animals in the animal kingdom hate dogs because they get credit for the most popular sexual position ever!
It's Saturday and I'm single. I should be getting pounded and pleasured.
I like to think that