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How to ruin the holidays in 3 words: "It's a Zune!"
I'm at that "pay exorbitant shipping fees and hope for delivery by Christmas" or "convert to Judaism" fork in the road.
Dad loved the holidays. He'd wear a Santa beard as a merkin, smoke some mistletoe, and watch White Christmas over and over in stony silence.
Much like your inflatable holiday decorations, I look presentable at night but
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